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elzebrook: There was a small squirrel in the middle of the road looking confused so I went to shoo it across and the fucker hopped over and ran up my leg and then it fell asleep on me I don’t even like squirrels Why does this happen to me
I would love it if this happened to me…
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This happen to me a lot of times, always with the same person C: But I laugh XD
This is how I feel when:
I had this once. A long time ago. I woke up before he did but I didn’t want to get out of bed. So I just reached for my book and started reading. About an hour later he woke up and rolled over. He saw me reading and decided to nuzzle my belly.
cartoonyworld: I’m just saying - I actually got so much bullshit hate in a fandom I was in - I practically fled it and almost gave up art (especially the not so safe for work kind) and didn’t do anything for an entire year I never want to see this
transstudent: Learn more at transstudent.org and ACLU’s Know Your Rights guide. Also a big thanks to our friends at the It Gets Better Project for collaborating with us!
the-kittyscarf: imagine your fc goes to the toilet, purposefully but not overtly frantically, only for someone to get to the single toilet just a second before them and go in first. panic flashes across their face and their posture curls in, they were
pearlmarley: a-calmer-vibe: why is this happening to me? what is this teaching me? Perfect As long as op doesn’t mean this for like… Actual terrible stuff then it’s a good mindset, otherwise it’s just telling people to not
When you’re about to make a post and TAG IT even, patting yourself on the back for actually making something and then you think– What if this isn’t original What if this isn’t interesting or clever What if it’s been done
nondeadnative: matariel: this is the funniest thing in the world THIS MADE MY DAY LOL CUZ THIS SHIT LITERALLY HAPPAEND TO ME LIKE 2 weeks ago carpooling with a bunch of ndns Lolololoolol
dateaweirdboysuggest:Date a boy who’s getting a beached body this summer. It’s where he swims around in the shallows but then the tide goes out and he gets stuck on the beach and people have to come out and push him back into the ocean.
fasterfood: i dont care what you say there is nothing more stressful than wanting to have a conversation with someone but having absolutely NOTHING to say
hellabloggin: american horror story: talking to people u used to be friends with
thisismydesignhannibal: So my brain can barely process this. The Vampire Chronicles (they’re wanting to do The Vampire Lestat first) done by Bryan Fuller!!!!! Please universe…please make this happen for me!
cryptotheism:r0zeclawz:This happened to me
armins-secret-armin-rp-blog: jjeans binder. was probably white originally. but he never takes it off. he tries to sleep in it. its sweaty. it smells bad. he sprays it with febreeze and/or douchey cologne to mask the scent. his friends have to make
Soooooo I’m sick. And the Laura Jane Grace show is tonight. Come on, life, I’ve dealt with enough shit this week, don’t you fucking dare take this away from me.
genderphobia: superqueerartsyblog: “if i step on your foot accidentally it shouldn’t hurt you and i won’t say i’m sorry because my intentions were good” holy fuck this comic
thexfiles: today some kid in my history class said “wasn’t the gay rights movement festering before the 1960s” and my history teacher was like “…that’s probably not the right word to use” and this kid turned around and said “sorry katie”
djlulu: Does anyone else ever see really really good smutty sexual fanart of your OTP and just stop breathing because it’s just that damn good and it’s like really hot and you’re just like oh sweet jesus? Because, oh sweet jesus, this happens to
anthonycrowley: funniest thing that happened to me this week was when my entire family drove past a starbucks in order to look for a dunkin donuts that may or may not have been there like the true new england stereotypes we all are
miupoke: numaz: im-in-space: This happens to me always. ALWAYS. My story of Life stage 3 rn
you ever like a song cover or a remake of something but the common consensus is that its way inferior to the original product/some previous version and you’re like “yea, that’s probably true” and then you go listen/watch the popular older version
me drawing traditional art
lostqueenlostqueen: leahfromthenorthwest: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: I have never seen a dude slap a strange woman on her ass. Ok, some of us have. Some of us have experienced it first hand ssssssoooooooo….. This happen to me once while
mrtriplejump: mabinatittyyy: They really be wylin out for no reason at 5 AM too Let this happen to me and im legit fighting everybody
Practically overnight, and I have fully embraced the headcanon that Lexa and Prince Roan are siblings. Making the Ice Queen Lexa’s mother, because why not?…Before someone tells me exactly why not, it just deeply amuses me to imagine Roan getting
amarilloo: amarilloo: ashelisms: piyostoria: fwips: /stares into the fading sun This happened to me a lot, but there’s actually a way to save it with photoshop! If the sketch is lighter than the lineart, that is. This is how I do it: When that
A person who claims to be a Christian telling me they forgot the entire Old Testament and they just want me to tell them who that “burning bush” guy wasMe
darning-socks:do you ever just want to smash your head through a brick wall
Am I the only one who is really distressed by the fact that orange cheddar is only white cheddar with colouring added to it?
animeadult: animeadult: i just started watching some UK bachelor show on youtube where some of the guys are gay and the girl has to pick a straight guy by the end and they’re all meeting her for the first time and giving her presents and this one
blindsprings: abstractcontraption: onlyfoolsandvikings: onlyfoolsandvikings: this happens to me every single time i am sick to death of seeing the same thing why are you reblogging this oh god please don’t Because you’re right I saw this right
mewtripled: this happened to me in class on monday
stability: when will this happen to me
saturnineaqua: trixibelle: velvetcyborg: thescienceofjohnlock: connyhascontrol: so this guy followed me yesterday after I posted some selfies and then this happened. At first I just wanted to say ‘anyway men are awful’ but I figured I might help
ejacutastic: i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
thegirlwhocriedfoxface: flirtyblonde: I had this happen to me last night. I highly encourage anyone who uses Kik to block him. who. does. this. Holy fucking shit. THIS is what’s wrong with society right now. How could anyone think this is okay.
nekala-vas-normandy: takemewherethestreetlightsglow: all-the-ships-all-of-them: fevra: have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything
thefrogman: Doodle Time by Sarah Anderson [tumblr | twitter | facebook]
This blog will not be posting jumpscares this Halloween season.
Just a friendly reminder that just because you might not be going through THE worst thing to ever happen to anyone doesn’t mean your feelings aren’t valid and you don’t have the right to be just as sad as whoever DOES have it the worst.
Please don’t get tired of me. it happens every time. People lose interest in me. They get tired of me. Suddenly, they don’t bother hitting me up anymore. The conversations become shorter. They forget about me and I just become a distant memory. I
beautiful-shinigami: This happened to me once in high school and I wanted to die.
This is post is for every black person who was told they act white because of the way they speak, dress, act, or carry themselves in general
thenorthside: thenorthside: Year in Review 2013: the year i saw Drake and he actually acknowledged me nothing really crazy happened this year, aside from me buying my own place… so this is still the most important moment of the last two years
tamte: me: *drinks coffee* me: falls asleep
kushandwizdom: “Replace the thoughts of ‘why is this happening to me’ with ‘what is this trying to show me’.” — Audrey Kitching
get-your-ass-in-the-impala:ofgeography:actualginnyweasley:natnovna:i was 14 and i was walking through a mall by myself at 12am after my shift at coldstone creamery lol and a bunch of men started whistling and meowing and getting really close to me and
quirky-fairy: I think I would cry if this happened to me
oh-wow-lovlies: #GrowingUpUgly When guys in middle school would get dared by their friends to ask you out and see if you say yes as a joke
elionking: eveshka: Chosen. If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears
surprisebitch: wow i reblogged porn after not having done so for a year just to see if i wont lose followers and i lost 25 followers in 15 seconds
valperch: lilmotel: envyadams: today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
meltesh28: i’m sure this happened at least once
>listens to old vocaloid songs >finds old akita neru video/song >falls in love with the waifu all over again
This happens to me :(
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